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Friends First Last First Last First Last First Last First Last First Last Profile Credits Profile By Storybookending Chris Miles Basic Information Sex: Male Birthday: Date of Birth. Hometown: Bristol, UK Relationship Status: Single Interested In: Women Political Views: Peace, Love and Fucking Personal Information Activities: Activities. Interests: Interests. Favorite Music: 1970s emo. Early 1980s costume pop. Anything with polyester in the title. And the Ataris. Favorite TV Shows: Television is pointless. It is a box with images in. Has no-one ever thought how fucked-up that is? A box holding loads of images that you can just flick between. It's not trippy, it's wrong. Favorite Movies: Transporting Mrs. Lily Favorite Books Favorite Books. Favorite Quotations: Favorite Quotations. About Me: I'm Chris. I'm 18. I hold the world record for the number of apples under 4-inches circumference you can eat. This is part of the unofficial world records - ones Guinness won't allow you to know about because they are too pussy - because they don't like records which can damage you for life, you know, make you ill and that. Anyway, I ate 268 apples in one sitting in order to hold the record. I shat stones for a week. Or that's how I remember it. But that was better than Mr Nyama who got really ill and started vomiting blood. The thing about fish only having a four-second memory is a lie. My fish still remember me doing the world record - I know this because every time they see an apple they turn in the opposite direction. Even fish that weren't alive when I did the world record know to turn away. If I could be anyone I'd either be me, or Mr Nyama. You should meet him, he's wicked. He's got the 5 inch record. But he won't tell me his first name. I believe in love. But I really like how my love is not like your love. Contact Information Emails: 24hrpartypeople@hotmail.com IM Screen Name(s): Screen name - Service. Screen name - Service. Mobile Phone: +447826543751 Education and Work College: Roundview College '09 High School: School - Class Year. Groups Member Of: Group, Group, Group, Group, Group.